Oooh! A Brain!
(If you didn't figure it out...you're supposed to click on different areas of the brain....)

What's this site all about?

In short, this is a public journal about one very normal guy who likes to think he's sometimes weird and who attempts to use humor to deflect the nonexistent reader away from the realization that there's actually no reason to read this site at all. The fact that you're reading this at all means that your name is either Benjamin Flessner or for some odd reason you're trying to find out more about him.

If this amazing site isn't enough to tell you all about Mr. Flessner, there's some additional information on his own minimal homepage as well as an approximately twice-a-year-updated family blog.

- Someone who is most certainly not Benjamin himself

Excruciatingly Detailed Updates
10/15/2024Made a really useful Lego color identifier. It's hidden in the D-game.
9/6/2024Played with some AI to auto-load some book covers in R. Work in progress...
3/11/2024Opened up complete 555-list; added submission form; Several C updates
9/26/2022Lots of D-game cleanup including a new suggestions feature
7/13/2021Added WI maps to E
6/7/2021Imported the original 2002 Scrambled Mind into the Archives - with commentary!
5/26/2021Choose-your-own-adventure maps on R and can't believe I forgot DigiNAS on C!
2/19/2021Enhanced R and added a new List to L
1/30/2021Some formatting and updates to C
1/28/2021Officially de-flash-ified the original welcome page (try clicking that weird off-color spot in the center of the brain)
10/19/2020Finished (?) PHP7 updates including the guestbook (just a few years late...)
6/3/2019S actually has some content now, and E is looking really nice!
5/24/2019The great scramble of 2019!! R->A, B->R, E->R, S->M, M->B, and a new S & E!
5/20/2019Resurrected a new entry on L. Some general cleanup.
9/21/2018Implemented minimal autocorrect for D-game.
2/22/2018Updated many out-of-date or broken D pages. Go try out the game!
9/10/2017Gititized the Scrambled Mind!
9/22/2016Not as much as I hoped, but some new stuff on S and D (but nothing about sand)
3/14/2016Playing with a new meta tag; sub-pages have themed colors now if you view on mobile!
1/14/2016Cleaned up B, including a better and mobile-supported comic font!
1/12/2016Updated the sitemap and added graphic novels to E.
1/11/2016Oooh. Nicer, less-obtrusive backgrounds. And prettier transparent PNG's. Sorry, old IE.
1/7/2015Here we go! Lots of downtime in the next week, so this site is really getting updated. I mean it!
6/15/2015Making the site "responsive!" At least in little ways.
4/1/2015Feeling emotional today; finally updated some songs.
1/9/2015Bumped the original C content to archives where it belongs. Updates to C.
5/6/2014Whoo. Found my old site spell-checker and cleaned up quite a few embarrassing errors.
5/5/2014Some new Songs added to the list; saved NFC on E.
2/9/2014Updated C, added 2014 to B, and a couple more D-words.
1/14/2013'Tis a week of massive updates.
1/10/2013Books is the subject of a highly interesting FlessnerFam blog post
10/11/2012Essentially tripled the content on stale S with barbershop favorites!
10/10/2012Explained on R why I sometimes yell "Straw!" Also starting up URL shortener for scrambled!
10/4/2012An XKCD post led me down the rabbit trail of reading full archives of old webcomics. Today's entry on E: 1/0
9/15/2012Holy Summer break, Batman! It's time to do some updating! Some books, some D's, some extra comics. There!
4/20/2012Firefox is ticking me off. Trying Chrome for a bit. Just Chrome-validated the whole D-game!
4/11/2012Wow. Found a lot of spelling errors on my book reviews. I need to find some way to spell-check hand-coded pages. Also I need to learn to spell humorous.
3/16/2012Went through the NFC archives and picked some favorites (E)
3/1/2012Sweet! Got the graphs working on Books.
2/16/2012E was lacking fresh info. So I added a single comic to BI. Boo ya!
2/15/2012Great Rambling Rabbit Trails! Could I have found a new use for R?
2/7/2012Added a legal disclaimer to the site, though you'll have to find it yourself.
1/23/2012Russveep is a new Benword
1/14/2012Updated C with newer descriptions; added new tablet
1/9/2012Added 2012 to Books, since I'm still reading
11/30/2011Unlinked books missing reviews; started adding books read before 2009
11/26/2011Added commentary about Books read in 2011
11/18/2011Added Ancestors to E
11/4/2011New desk layout at work plus more love for my Desire at C.
10/27/2011Sold a camera from C.
10/15/2011Some thoughts on the new Kindles at C.
9/18/20119 new 555 #'s
5/18/2011Another dozen words added to D in the last week. I'm waiting until 200 to publish... but I said that before 100, too
5/12/2011Added Interestinosity to Benwords
5/5/2011Hehe. The Digi Deli is open for business. (You have to find it yourself!)
5/5/2011Whoops. Fixed this display and Rambling's twitter widget in IE. Stupid IE.
5/2/2011Teensy update on the Computers page
4/28/2011Added a dozen or so new entries to the D-game
4/22/2011Couple new 'book' reviews
4/8/2011Made the 555-List more functional; added hundreds of secret entries you can't see unless you're me
4/7/20114 more books reviewed
3/31/2011Added this list. :-)
3/31/2011Added my watch to Computers
3/30/2011Added Twitter widget to Ramblings
3/29/2011Yay! Bluehost fixed my 404 problem. Now bad links have a neat effect!
3/28/2011Basic Instructions comic added to Entertainment
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Page last updated on May 20, 2019. Keep in mind that this time is only when THIS page was last edited. I could very well have worked on pages inside the brain and not put them on the update calendar.

For legality purposes, the content on this site is the express opinion of ME. If you take offense at anything on here, please email the webmaster (put digimuzik in front of that popuplar Google mail service domain and you should be good to go), and I'll do my best to help out. This site is meant to entertain and inform, not offend. Thank you, come again!

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It won't really be text only, but at least you can get around a little easier this way

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