scrambLed - Lists

Sometimes I make strange lists. I'm sure I have some odd ones in my documents or other document archives... and I'm always wanting to add more. So why not put them somewhere where they will always be around!

Current Lists

555 Directory

My personal version of the 555-List which I see has actually been updated recently (relatively speaking). I once started keeping my own list of these before I realized there was a much more comprehensive website. Well... for now, I'll keep my own personal list... and maybe keep updating it!

The bonuses of mine are that the table is sortable/filterable/searchable all within this one page. Also, I try to include more details (like an episode name or context), and all my numbers are just numbers. If the original show had something like 'KL5-TAXI', my entry would just be 8294, with the details showing 'KL5-TAXI', so you could see it along with any similar numbers. Since this was becoming a bear to maintain, I took my l33t programming skillz and created an SQL database for it. It's much easier to edit data. I'm even thinking of putting an online-submission form up here (again, only for my own use; at least until I get some buy-in from the other 555-list owners out there!)

Number
For
From Media Details
Added On
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0000Moe Szyslak - "That's Right, I'm a Surgeon."SimpsonsTV show 12x09:Homr 2001-04-01 
0001Montgomery BurnsSimpsonsTV show Ep 8x07:Lisa's Date with Density 2009-01-26 
0001Simon Peter GruberDie Hard With a VengeanceMovie Answer to Riddle (As I was going to St. Ives...) 1997-10-04 
0072TaxiPitch PerfectMovie 404-555-0072 2013-01-17 
0078East Side Ruff-form SchoolSimpsonsTV show Ep 2x16:Bart's Dog Gets an F 1997-10-04 
0090AlexiRentMusical  2009-04-11 
0100Super Soothing MusicToy Story 2Movie TV Ad (800-555-0100)  
0100Publishing/Asst. Editor Classified AdBeing John MalkovichMovie 212-555-0100 2011-03-25 
0100Fishers Island Public Library Records DeptRubiconTV show 516-555-0100 2013-12-10 
0105Connor Barry Real EstateHe's Just Not That Into YouMovie Advertisement in gay magazine 410-555-0105 2009-07-05 
0105Job Placement (Classified Ad)Being John MalkovichMovie 718-555-0105 2011-03-25 
0107Baxter HouseLast Man StandingTV show 303-555-0107 - Missing dog poster 2012-06-20 
0109American Idol Voting #SimpsonsTV show 888-555-0109 2010-08-31 
0112KidToy Story 3Movie  2011-09-18 
0113Homer SimpsonSimpsonsTV show Ep 12x02:A Tale of Two Springfields 2001-04-01 
0115Gay Chatline: Connect; Chat; MeetHe's Just Not That Into YouMovie 888-555-0115; 1.99/minute or text Chat 2009-07-05 
0123Marge SimpsonSimpsonsTV show Ep 18x5:GID'oh 2009-06-23 
0123Simpson Carpentry - Yes, We're Unlicensed!SimpsonsTV show Ep 18x3:Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em 2009-06-23 
0123900 Making Money Career (Classified Ad)Being John MalkovichMovie 718-555-0123 2011-03-25 
0125Connor Barry Real EstateHe's Just Not That Into YouMovie Advertisement in gay magazine 800-555-0125 2009-07-05 
0134Helen LovejoySimpsonsTV show Ep 18x5:GID'oh 2009-06-23 
0139High School Diploma (Classified Ad)Being John MalkovichMovie 212-555-0139 2011-03-25 
0140CDC Security CorpBeing John MalkovichMovie 718-555-0140 2011-03-25 
0148CarlSimpsonsTV show Ep 18x5:GID'oh 2009-06-23 
0149Publishing/Editor Classified AdBeing John MalkovichMovie 212-555-0149 2011-03-25 
0154LennySimpsonsTV show Ep 18x5:GID'oh 2009-06-23 
0155Safe Havens BabyproofingLast Man StandingTV show Ep 1x02; 303-555-0155 2011-11-27 
0157Buddy KaneAmerican BeautyMovie Real Estate Sign (Ac: 847)  
0172Ned FlandersSimpsonsTV show Ep 18x5:GID'oh 2009-06-23 
0182SelmaSimpsonsTV show Ep 18x5:GID'oh 2009-06-23 
0184Hell SkankSimpsonsTV show Ep 22x18: The Great Simpsina 2011-06-01 
0185Wade Blasingame, Dog LawyerSaturday Night LiveTV show Attorney at Law - Dog Suer 2002-01-01 
0188TaxiSlidersTV show 2x08 Post-traumatic Slide Syndrome 2012-01-03 
0192Special Agent Peter StrahmSaw VMovie 212-555-0192 2009-11-16 
0193PattySimpsonsTV show Ep 18x5:GID'oh 2009-06-23 
0195Carolyn BurnhamAmerican BeautyMovie Real Estate For Sale Sign (Ac. 847)  
0197Murhpy's Barber ShopLast Man StandingTV show 1x11 - On Poster. 303-555-0197 2012-04-28 
0198Baltimore's Gay & Bi-curious DATELINEHe's Just Not That Into YouMovie 888-555-0198 2009-07-05 
0199??? Guy's Office No. on American BeautyAmerican BeautyMovie On the Phone  
0199Dissing Your dogSaturday Night LiveTV show How to Train Your Puppy with Mockery and Verbal Humiliation 2011-01-30 
0210Angela HayesAmerican BeautyMovie   
0271Mom at WorkAmerican BeautyMovie   
0362Dr. EgoyanSimpsonsTV show Ep 16x17:The Heartbroke Kid 2009-06-23 
0488Clancy Wiggum SimpsonsTV show Ep 14x13:A Star is Born-Again - On his actor's face sheet 2009-04-14 
0555$$$Now What?!Book No title; just says 'Big Money can be yours!' Joke on cover 2009-05-02 
0690TrinityThe MatrixMovie Opening Telephone Trace  
0713Milo Records Lt.TakenMovie Beverly Hills 310-555-0713 2011-06-27 
0743Goose's Gags and GiftsSimpsonsTV show Ep 16x5:Fat Man and Little Boy 2009-05-05 
0859Mom's CellAmerican BeautyMovie   
0867Aaron NelsonJust WrightMovie Head athletic director of the Phoenix Suns 2011-09-18 
1070Lisa and Randi Radio Show2010Movie  2011-09-18 
1097Libby's OfficeLife Goes OnTV show  2010-10-25 
1101Rev. Lovejoy (w)SimpsonsTV show Ep. 8x17:My Sister, My Sitter (Deleted Scene) 2009-04-22 
1187Lou & Ethel BeckerOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Buletin Pamphlett  
1212411InformationOther Information  
1212Websitewww.555-1212.comOther People Search Online  
1212Covet House Catalog Phone Order NumberSimpsonsTV show Ep 8x20:The Canine Mutiny 2009-04-23 
1226Nick MarshallWhat Women WantMovie  2001-04-01 
1234Correct TimeSimpsonsTV show Ep. 8x17:My Sister, My Sitter (Deleted Scene) 2009-04-22 
1234Roommate WantedNow What?!Book Joke on cover: Studio apartment: no heat, no hot water, no vu. 212-555-1234 2009-05-02 
1235DoctorLife Goes OnTV show  2010-10-25 
1239Moe's TavernSimpsonsTV show Ep 2x14:Principal Charming 1997-10-04 
1251Dad at WorkAmerican BeautyMovie   
1294SkylarGood Will HuntingMovie  1997-12-29 
1326Fortune Cookie AdvertisementsThis is a BookBook by Demetri Martin 2011-12-23 
1387SchoolLife Goes OnTV show  2010-10-25 
1464SheerahTakenMovie 310-555-1464 2011-06-27 
1497Drew's OfficeLife Goes OnTV show  2010-10-25 
1586Ancil & Mary AndryOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Buletin Pamphlett  
1713Grandma ThacherLife Goes OnTV show  2010-10-25 
1728Not ErnieFarsideComic # God was trying to reach, from The Chickens are Restless, see also 7138, 3178, and 1782 2013-01-17 
1782Ernie MillerFarsideComic The Chickens are Restless, see also 7138, 3178, and 1728 2013-01-17 
2117Broke No More; Make $$$; Play banjo for FUN, PROFITSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x17:Homer vs. Patty & Selma - Joke Ad 2009-04-11 
2210Commercial Space For RentSimpsonsTV show Ep 22x20 Homer Scissorhands 2011-06-12 
2223Moira LixerCarmen SandiegoGame Where in the World . . .  
2278Bart SamsonCarmen SandiegoGame Where in the World . . .  
2285Don & Gail Adams, Maria & TiffaniOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Buletin Pamphlett  
2310Video StoreLast Action HeroMovie  1997-10-04 
2345Rogger BlackOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Buletin Pamphlett  
2362Susan NewhallSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 1997-10-04 
2362Cathy NeuSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 1997-10-04 
2368GhostbustersGhostbustersMovie   
2368Howard T. DuckHoward the DuckMovie 618-555-2368 2011-09-18 
2423Rev. Lovejoy (h)SimpsonsTV show Ep. 8x17:My Sister, My Sitter (Deleted Scene) 2009-04-22 
2539Stefan N. ZifferWho is Oscar Lake? GermanGame Number 1  
2542Gio - Sheerah's Voice CoachTakenMovie 310-555-2542 2011-06-27 
2558Brian & Liz Hunter, Luke & CodyOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Poster  
2600NY Landlord; Mad Magazine Building; Floors 3-5SimpsonsTV show Ep 9x01:The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson 1998-05-16 
2638ACME Crime NetCarmen SandiegoGame Where in the World . . .  
2662Anna IjoCarmen SandiegoGame Where in the World . . .  
2668NY Parking Violations Bureau (212-555-BOOT)SimpsonsTV show Ep 9x01:The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson 1997-10-04 
2849Dr. Marvin Monroe's Canine Therapy InstituteSimpsonsTV show Ep 2x16:Bart's Dog Gets an F 2009-01-26 
3084Youth Crisis LineSimpsonsTV show Ep. 8x17:My Sister, My Sitter (Deleted Scene) 2009-04-22 
3178Not LarryFarsideComic # God was trying to reach; from Prehistory, p 117. See also 7138, 1782, and 1728 2013-01-17 
3212Sergeant Al Powell's faxDie Hard 2Movie  2001-04-01 
3295Calvin CanboroTribulationMovie   
3324Global Community HeadquartersSoul HarvestAudiobook 896-555-3324 2011-09-18 
3410Steve and Donna Freeman - Sara & TyOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Poster  
3457Looking for LoveSimpsonsTV show Ep 3x16:Bart the Lover 2009-03-01 
3457Springfield Dog Pound (Or Simpsons' home?)SimpsonsTV show Ep 3x19:Dog of Death 2009-03-01 
3472Spring ShieldSimpsonsTV show Ep 3x22: Papa's Got a Brand New Badge (area code 636) 2009-04-11 
3497Dan & Jill EdmondsOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Poster  
3642Julius M. Hibbert, M.D.SimpsonsTV show Ep. 8x17:My Sister, My Sitter 2009-04-22 
3648Cookie Kwan RealtySimpsonsTV show Ep. 14x13:A Star is Born-Again (555-DO IT) 2009-04-14 
3652Jennifer NeuSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 1997-10-04 
3700Dr. Marvin Monroe Subliminal tape ClubSimpsonsTV show Ep 3x23 - Bart's Friend Falls in Love 1997-10-04 
3726Santos L. HalperSimpsonsTV show Ep 8x20:The Canine Mutiny - 'Home Phone' on Bart's Credit Card Application 2009-04-23 
3812Girl's Home Phone NumberLast Action HeroMovie  2009-06-23 
38721-800; How am I Driving? - On Jackknifed sugar truckSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x02 - Lisa's Rival 1997-10-04 
4005Grandma FlandersSimpsonsTV show Ep. 8x17:My Sister, My Sitter (Deleted Scene) 2009-04-22 
4343Jiffy JeffThe Tonight ShowTV show Bob Nelson "Jiffy Jeff" Skit - 1st Number  
4344Bob NewhallSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 1997-10-04 
4400Jay Austin MotorsFlywheelMovie  2011-09-18 
4425Heck RyderCarmen SandiegoGame Where in the World . . .  
4427Teil MossSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 2009-04-11 
4444Heart Implant SurgeonRobocopMovie 800-555-4444 2011-09-18 
4468N Somebody (cutoff)SimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 2009-04-11 
4611Grandma SophieLife Goes OnTV show  2010-10-25 
4847Marvin Monroe's Family CenterSimpsonsTV show Ep 1x04:There's No Disgrace Like Home (555-HUGS) 2009-02-09 
4873Butch BowersFlywheelMovie  2011-09-18 
5141Dexter Colt - Private InvestigatorSimpsonsTV show Ep 14x08 - The Dad Who Knew Too Little 2009-04-12 
5253Stefan N. ZifferWho is Oscar Lake? GermanGame Number 2  
5269Karla Wolff - Private NumberWho is Oscar Lake? GermanGame Private Number  
5466Kula KabalaCarmen SandiegoGame Where in the World . . .  
5472Lisa Simpson's Missing Girl Poster (Free Beer!...now that I have your attention...P.S. No Free Beer)SimpsonsTV show Ep 15x13:Smart and Smarter 2009-04-22 
5543Jeb NeuSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 1997-10-04 
5555Ready-Made ResumesNow What?!Book Joke on Cover: Got no skills? Got no experience? Fake it! 1-800-555-5555 2009-05-02 
5680NY MetroSimpsonsTV show Ep 9x01:The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Ad: Have You Been Injured in a Subway Accident?) 1998-05-16 
5782Prof Fink's LabSimpsonsTV show Ep 8x07:Lisa's Date with Density 2002-01-01 
5858Karla WolffWho is Oscar Lake? GermanGame Business Number  
6111Cook Needed - Pete's EatsSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x17 - Homer vs. Patty & Selma - Joke Ad 2009-04-11 
6231PharmaKon SecurityJohnny MnemonicMovie  2010-01-18 
6239Realty - For Sale SignHoney, We Shrunk OurselvesMovie On house across the street 2013-01-17 
6273Frank & Gloria JonesOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Poster  
6312Earn Cash for Your Teeth!SimpsonsTV show Ep 9x01:The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Subway car ad) 1998-05-16 
6425Dr. Nick's Walk-in Clinic (Complete Confidentiality)SimpsonsTV show Ep. 8x17:My Sister, My Sitter (555-NICK) 2002-01-01 
65871000 Bill Found PosterSimpsonsTV show Ep 15x04:The Regina Monologues 2009-04-22 
6683Starving Teachers Moving Truck (555-MOVE)SimpsonsTV show Ep 16x20:Away From Homer 2009-06-23 
6754Homer's HomeSimpsonsTV show Ep 2x14:Principal Charming 2009-02-26 
6821Mary EdwardsOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Poster  
6832Homer's WorkSimpsonsTV show Ep 2x14:Principal Charming 2009-02-26 
7000Be a Salmon Gutter - Earn, Earn, Earn! At home!SimpsonsTV show Ep 6x17 - Homer vs. Patty & Selma - Joke Ad 2009-04-11 
7138LarryFarsideComic A prehistory, p 117. See also 3178, 1782, and 1728 2013-01-17 
7170SallyThe Chickens Are RestlessBook Bee Grafiti, p248 2013-01-17 
7201Emily Winthrop's Canine CollegeSimpsonsTV show Ep 2x16:Bart's Dog Gets an F 1997-10-04 
7263Shiek KamalCarmen SandiegoGame Where in the World . . .  
7276PharmacyHoney, We Shrunk OurselvesMovie On pill bottle, 310-555-7276 2013-01-17 
7293RalfiJohnny MnemonicMovie 201-555-7293 1997-12-14 
7299Jiffy JeffThe Tonight ShowTV show Bob Nelson "Jiffy Jeff" Skit - 2nd Number  
7315Fire DepartmentLife Goes OnTV show  2010-10-25 
7315Police DepartmentLife Goes OnTV show  2010-10-25 
7378Constance CommentCarmen SandiegoGame Where in the World . . .  
7432Igor Hindenberg Memorial PavilionThis is a BookBook by Demetri Martin 2011-12-23 
7467SweatmasterComicComic 555-SHOP 0000-00-00 
7492Original Famous Ray's PizzaSimpsonsTV show Ep 9x01:The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (555-PIZA) 1998-05-16 
7583RachaelBlade RunnerMovie Deckard calls her from a bar 2009-01-16 
7605Cop, Angela BennetThe NetMovie Cop's Phone Angela Stole  
7638Fluffy - Missing Cat OwnerDoritos CommercialCommercial 2012 Doritos Super Bowl Commercial 2012-02-05 
7645Peggy BarnesOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Buletin Pamphlett  
7666Jack NeuSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 1997-10-04 
7729Dial-a-PrayerSimpsonsTV show Ep. 8x17:My Sister, My Sitter (Deleted Scene) 2009-04-22 
7883Envelope Stuffing (STUF)Now What?!Book On Book Cover - Earn $1000's stuffing envelopes at home - and never lick a stamp! 2009-05-02 
7886Nicolae - Secretary General UNLeft BehindAudiobook 212-555-7886 2011-09-18 
7890Private PropertyRobocop 2Movie 312-555-7890 - Sign on abandoned plant: In case of emergency 2010-03-20 
8285Vivian MarcusOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Poster  
8396Allison NeuSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 1997-10-04 
8411Senor PizzaLoverboyMovie  2002-01-01 
8466Vinnie the SquealerCarmen SandiegoGame Where in the World . . .  
8628US ConsulateSimpsonsTV show Ep. 8x17:My Sister, My Sitter (Deleted Scene) 2009-04-22 
8628NY Landlord; Mad Magazine Building; Floors 7-10SimpsonsTV show Ep 9x01:The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson 1998-05-16 
8657Math Tutor AvailableEscape From DetentionGame  2012-03-07 
8728Employee TravelCarmen SandiegoGame Where in the World . . .  
8752Ken NeuSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 1997-10-04 
8813Tim HendersonOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Poster  
8816David & Rhonda Anderson, Jim, Jan, and JaneOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Buletin Pamphlett  
8821How's My Driving? - Otto's BumperSimpsonsTV show Ep 3x22 - The Otto Show 2009-04-11 
8848N Somebody in Springfield phonebook(cutoff)SimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 1997-10-04 
8879Alex - Sheerah's ManagerTakenMovie 310-555-8879 2011-06-27 
8904Ned Flander's HouseSimpsonsTV show Ep 8x07:Lisa's Date with Density 2009-01-26 
8942Lost DogBizarroComic  2000-01-15 
8964Ruth Adams, MeganOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Buletin Pamphlett  
9277Warrant DepartmentCarmen SandiegoGame Where in the World . . .  
9595How's My Marching? (back of Springfied St. Patrick's Day Parade Banner)SimpsonsTV show Ep 18x22:You Kent Always Say What You Want 2009-07-06 
9653Center for Disease Control in AtlantaOutbreakMovie Movie  
9716Sanitarium for DogsSimpsonsTV show Ep 2x16:Bart's Dog Gets an F 1997-10-04 
9753N Someone in Springfield Phone Book (cutoff)SimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 1997-10-04 
9786Javier & Maria Fernandez, Victoria, & CarmenOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Poster  
9905Found CatBizarroComic  2000-01-15 
9938Tom & Karen Barton, Tommy, Julie, & JeffOlan Mills Church DirectoryOther Buletin Pamphlett  
9972Toby MuntzSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 1997-10-04 
9973Richard NewhallSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 1997-10-04 
9996Richard NashSimpsonsTV show Ep 6x05 - Sideshow Bob Roberts - Phonebook 1997-10-04 

Benwords - Things I Make Up

Benwords make me do very lousily in Scrabble (that's a trademark by the way). Benwords make me look dumb on English papers. But someday, maybe Merriam will call me up and say "Hey, Ben? We think you're pretty smart, and we'd like to add your words to our dictionary. Here's $5,000,000." Then again, maybe not.

Actually, most of these are not Benwords so much as they are Ben-portmanteau's, or Bentmanteau's, if you will.

Things I Never Thought I'd Say Before I Had Kids

Books

I used to have a list of books I've read along with reviews of each of them, but it was actually turning into something, so I finally gave-in and replaced B with Book reviews. I haven't fully relegated Bus Stuff to the archives, but it's an extra click away from the brain now.

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